It really makes you appreciate the situation we’re in when you’re actually hoping for Mitt Romney.

I think the federal government is more like a bus that will explode if it goes under 50mph. And Obama is Keanu Reeves and we’re Sandra Bullock. And Donald Trump is Dennis Hopper.

On the news today I heard that Trump is considering Romney for Secretary of State. I thought, well, at least there would be one adult in the room.

These fucking Biden memes are the only thing sustaining me currently.

The SS Constitution. Sank on its way to being scrapped.

I really respect President Obama, but I think one of his challenges is assuming that everybody is as measured and reasonable as he is.

this will probably end up in the greys but I’m hoping the wise women of Jez can offer some counsel.

I’m sorry but WTF?

Anxiety Monster: this woman is not your friend. She is your abuser. It is OK and normal for you to feel love for her, because that is what abusers do; they exploit the good impulses of their victims (that’s you). Otherwise, they wouldn’t have anyone to abuse. You wouldn’t stick around for it.

Or just one invitation to go fuck herself.

eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

I’m sure Mike Pence has just been telling them that they’re wrong to transition.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Do you see how this response is exactly what Gelman was talking about? Instead of looking inward to examine your own biases, you presume someone is “talking down” to you when he’s discussing his own experience and asking for a greater variety of voices to work with and watch.

There are a lot of straight white guys who deserved to be talked down to about their wokeness (which they think they are perfect on), tho.

Two thoughts come to mind:

He got booted from his gravy train and he’s desperate to get back on.

I think the secret is not to have a job.

So... can you guys stop linking to TMZ in the Dirt Bag, please?

This is the new white supremacist strategy: ATTACK THE REPORTER as a distraction when they call you out on your bullshit. When are journalists going to learn how to pierce this? Additionally, why are they giving these monsters a platform to gaslight America?