So? Did you read the article? You don’t get a fucking cookie for voting against a literal sociopath.

When this motherfucker has the best take of the bunch, you know they fucked up.

And yet, you have not yet written a four-paragraph essay about how you didn’t really have to, or want to, and how imperfect she is, and what a struggle it was to reconcile your personal purity-tests against the grim meathook realities of the candidates, and how you’d much rather vote for someone you’re personally…

I voted for Hillary and I expected an “I Voted” sticker, but they didn’t have any :( I was sad.

As a straight white male:

Boy, you’re really pissed at the Deadspin choads, huh?

You guys are reading Deadspin (and the cohort they represent) for filth and I am here for it.

Thank you! In the other post, I ranted about why I’ve had enough of the entitled white male schtick. Just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. This is not your election. This is mine.

Watching Fox News when it becomes clear the Republicans won’t take the White House is good. Election night is the one night where you can’t really spin the news when the results don’t go your way. Until then it’s exhausting.

I’m at work at my finance job and surrounded by white male Republicans who voted for Trump. HALP!

Unmute this.

I thought I might but I was too annoyed by the parents ostentatiously putting their I voted stickers on their children and taking selfies. Somehow I learned to vote every election without my parents making a big show of it. Signed, cranky old lady in a pantsuit.

Come on now. Drew and Barry were perfectly reasonable.

Tim Kaine waited in line.

I love you all so, so much.

I feel bad for her in the same way I feel bad for every woman who is probably going to get abused by their husband tonight.

I want to feel bad about Melania but I can not.

That’s the point. Passion and dedication WERE alienating 40 years ago, 20 years ago, etc., especially from a woman and a wife who should ‘know her place,’ so she had to change to be accepted as a politician’s wife.

I love that we are finally understanding who she is and what she has been through.