NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

2016 would be the year that Snakes on a Plane comes true.

Much good it did them. Nate Silver just put North Carolina in the blue column.

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

Black North Carolinians: Please vote tomorrow and fuck their shit up. Sincerely, White New Englander

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

Still not as good as “lesbian shitasses”.

I don’t even know what a waterhead is. I feel both good about that and also old.

Hey guys - is there any room to fit “collection of menstruating waterheads” under the banner on the Jez main page? It would be a shame to lose such a quality clap-back to the ether.

“You are proof that cousins shouldn’t bread” sounds like a BirdsRightsActivist quote.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

Who the fuck are these people?

Aww. I would have ended this post with

Fuck this is a good question.

How odd is it that Billy was by FAR the most relevant Bush in the 2016 election?

liability insurance

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

Just a note from NC so people can know what the view is from down here. Trump signs are everywhere. Literally everywhere. I drive a lot for my job and everywhere I go there they are, on the roadside, at intersections, in peoples front yards. One guy has a mini Trump billboard by his driveway. Bumper stickers on…

With you. I scrolled back up to make sure I had not been confused in my understanding that this was an adult woman. Nope.