Sarah Palin is a woman, and so is Hillary Clinton.

Black president

“It’s what he would have wanted.”

This is so realistic I can’t even tell if it’s satire or not.

So glad the eagle came back to try and finish the job

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

yeah if i was lorne i defo would have switched cumbersnatch for chapelle. chapelle would have a lot more to say about this week than snickerdoodle.

bruh Faith Hill and Miranda Lambert both looked like they were fucking. there. for. it. which solidifies the inkling i’ve always had that i’d like them if i met them in real life. (i am not a country fan so idgaf about their music, they just seem so tough).

also i’ve always loved Natalie Maines’ voice but i never…

Especially since Obama is so good, and so quick, with a quality burn. Half of Congress keeps butter in the office for soothing purposes.

Oh my god I forgot about that. We’re gonna need a full post commemorating all of these Michelle moments in January as we say goodbye to the Obama White House. Her splendor must be celebrated properly.

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

Take your star, you jerk.

The returner did Nazi her coming.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

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