I’ve noticed on the news they referred to Ryan and his friends as boys. They’re three adult men who are representing our country in the Olympics. Not saying it’s wrong to go out to a club and party after finishing their races but their behavior at that gas station was appalling.

They should make all Olympians watch a season of Locked Up Abroad before they travel.

The thing that really gets me is that every time a black man is gunned down by a cop they are put on post-humous trial, tried and convicted for non-violent crimes (or non-crimes) like stealing cigars, selling loose cigarettes, having smoked pot, having speeding tickets, or carrying a toy gun. A DUI is a much graver…

No he’s not being fined. He’s being extorted. A fine is imposed pursuant to a legitimate statute, is reasonably related to the crime, and has a limit imposed by statute that is, again, related to the damage caused by the crime. You don’t impose a “fine” of $10,000 for the misdemeanor crime of causing a few hundred…

I still don’t even know why they would need their passports to leave Rio - they’re among the best swimmers in the world.

White dudes getting into drunken fights, then making up a giant lie to cover up any trouble they may get into and then expecting everyone to be cool when the lie comes out? I’d say this is pretty damn representative of the US.

All in all, this was probably one of the best parables on why you should never lie to you mother. Really, really bad things will happen.

Is that Judo school going to train an army to hunt down International Supervillain Ryan Lochte?

At least in Brazil the government’s extortion is explicit.

A thousand bucks says they were robbed while trying to buy blow.

No woman can be hit and stay with that person if that person isn’t prepared to say sorry.

I’m really reluctant to criticize her. Donald Trump takes even the mildest criticism or slight against him seriously to an unhealthy degree, and he’s always determined to exact revenge on whoever did it (It’s been argued, in fact, that this whole campaign was a response to a few jokes Obama made at his expense at a…

I used to work for a “mom and pop”(because the 8 people that made up our corporate office were all family) that grossed over 50 million dollars last year. My supervisor cornered me and verbally abused me because he felt I was sabotaging him, spoiler alert- I wasnt. I contacted HR, had a mediation, and was told “you…

Yuck. Tyga is such garbage. He’s a shitty dude, a shitty rapper and *probably* a shitty dad. What happened to these women that all of them end up with such terrible men? (Kanye excluded)

People were saying that maybe she wasn’t allowed to talk. Like maybe she was told not to talk. I mean, I’m not saying it, but people are. And it it just makes you think. You have to ask the question.

Yup, I remember that. He was grooming her early.

Unless you need visible abs for professional or competition reasons, my god, what a waste of time and energy when you could be out enjoying life. If you honestly enjoy the extensive time in the gym and deprivation it takes to maintain those abs then keep doing you but a flat stomach and good health are rewards enough.…

This lady’s delighted, snorting laugh is the most erotic thing in this entire post about this bland, triangle-shaped motherfucker.

My all-time favourite thing about Lochte is how the hosts on Good Day Philadelphia interviewed him, then burst into laughter/tears when it ended because he’s so boring and stupid

The whole phrase is incorrect and stupid. “Becky’s are always white girls in urban slang. “Good hair” isn’t used toward caucasian girls — it’s for mixed or black girls with straight straightish hair (revolting all by itself and demeaning to black girls with kinky/coily hair)”. Beyonce just threw out a meaningless…