Oh, god, not the eye drops thing again! Colin, can you please add the appropriately scathing editorial comment that you can KILL PEOPLE BY DOING THAT!

I’m all for revenge on horrible customers, but maybe poisoning them is a bit much, you know, legally.

On one hand, I appreciate taking revenge on jerks. That said, the Murine thing is poisoning a drink and illegal.

Well by 2010 or so, Iraq was actually heading in a pretty decent direction, and the Baathist and Sunni extremists that would become ISIS had been pretty much defeated and driven out of the country. We actually did a really good job at mopping them up at the time, but then left prematurely to fulfill campaign promises.

Sign you up?

LOL. We wish. An extremely literal interpretation of the “holy” text is still an interpretation of the fucking shitty holy text.

This is not a surprise nor is it new news. ISIS released a manifesto months ago justifying the sexual enslavement, rape, and torture of pre-pubescent girls. Another story which is getting a lot of press here in Dubai and other Gulf Countries is ISIS soldiers addiction to Captagon, an old school, high potency…

The notion of “evil” may be silly, but do you believe an overly powerful military industry that influences government policy for its own gain doesn’t exist? That would seem rather naive to me, and my family was in aerospace for decades.

Because they are in cities surrounded by tens of thousands of innocent people?

Rape is some serious shit. I wouldn’t make the joke “lol, he’s going to get raped.”

He was deemed not guilty by reason of insanity. He was suffering a severe episode of schizophrenia. As a morally just society, it is our responsibility to treat and medicate those with mental illness, not just lock them up in prison for life.

Basher knows a thing or two about EMP...let’s see what he thinks.

Right, so you go to the store and get a new phone. I’m not sure what you’re getting at there, because you seem to be arguing that people should pay for their own phones rather than accept a company phone, but then it’s “you’re fucked” if they take away the company phone. You’re really not... you just have to start…

The issue wouldn’t come up for me at all because I would completely and utterly avoid the 100% optional scenario altogether.

I love it when shopkeepers are more powerful than end-game bosses.

Men and women’s pelvises are not the same. It IS harder for him. Not undoable but harder.

Huh? She was murdered by her roommate. You honestly don’t think it’s likely that whatever the motive was it was something personal and not political?

With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.

I promise, we’re laughing at you, not with you.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.