(The) Forever War. Time dilation etc because the time it takes to get to the battlefield. Read it now. Seriously hits on like all the things you want.

Ender's Game has a bit of this.

Then read the unrelated "Old Man's War" which plays with extended lives.

I think the space travel in Ender's Game (the book, not the movie) was pretty accurate?

Are you kidding me? Name me ONE true instance of fraternities routinely raping their pledges as a part of the hazing process.

Wouldn't that mean there's an 11% chance that one of the six is innocent?

I believe the berating pledges and being kicked out part, for sure. The rest, though. Ugh. Let's let the urban legends go, folks.

These all sound like urban myth type stuff. Especially the lesbian porn and oral sex, but the bar in tinfoil seems completely way off since it would be in public.

I don't believe any of this for a minute. The fact that Jez is even posting this ridiculous. It sounds like its from "Sorority Sluts 15" or whatever the fuck porno title. Complete BS. You think this stuff would have happened and there's be no complaints, no evidence, no photographs?

A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel that the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to…

A couple of things: first, Hofstra can't kick a member out of a Greek Life Organization (although they can kick her out of the school). If she was kicked out of Alpha Phi (which I don't doubt she was as the organizations LOVE to take credit for any notable alumnae), it was done by Alpha Phi itself. So unless Hofstra al…

I love that you can pair the villager dancing to nearly everything. Try this with it:

Tyler,

Yes, your comments are definitely living proof of, uh, something. Thanks for stopping by!

"Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary."

I'm sure your 3-year old appreciated your thoughtful and detailed explanation.

Half the world thinks evolution is a myth. Many people can be very wrong.

That's the thing about those "studies," though: they aren't opinions.

Yeah and most of the world is full of stupid poor uneducated people, like you, who don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Abuse is never justified. Never. Justified.

The missus smacked me around a bit for the 3rd time in our 17 year marriage -i never even raised a finger -ever!