Ah. *cough cough*. *straightens tie, heads to room*

The second part is despicable, but clearing out a grocery store using coupons is totally fine. That's entirely the fault of the grocery store for not properly setting up coupons.

Lol thats some serious Silence of the Lambs shit right there

It's not great if you want to have sex more than once in a night or for more than 10 minutes. Even if you've slathered on the lube and spent an hour on foreplay, that soreness happens and pretty much makes it painful for the next few hours or days.

Ozone depletion has reduced significantly and may be starting to recover. CO2 has nothing to do with ozone at all (with the possible exception of NO from car pollution, but that's insignificant).

...what

Violence in Gaza will persist until Gazians choose leaders who want a political solution and peace. I do not agree with settlements and only partially agree with the blockade. However, those issues don't matter as long as Hamas or other fundamentalists are in power. Why would Isreal negotiate with an entity which…

Hamas was elected to represent Gaza in 2007. Why do the Palestinian people elect a government which they know does not want peace? One which is a terrorist organization; one which has done absolutely NOTHING for them except create more "martyrs".

Isreal accidentally dropped a mortar into an empty courtyard. It is still unclear what caused the 15 deaths. If Isreal was responsible, I will fully condemn them for the mistake. It is not unreasonable to consider that it may have been Palestinian rockets which caused the deaths; there were reports of Hamas rocket…

Ah. I shall counter with a Hamas war crimes reminder, for the reasonable.

Seriously. People are have always complained about the degeneration of the world and the new generation, etc. We live in one of the safest and most stable times in human history.

Well, yeah, until you break your penis.

Let me give you some help here

Derail, I know, but that's gotta be the most random use of a Jurassic Park quote I've ever seen. For reasons I can't really articulate I am quite amused.

Sophmore year in college. Wake up still drunk next to a girl I'd hooked up with once or twice before. She had a big semi lofted bed with a heavy red comforter. I decided I would be super cute and tickle her, went a bit overboard and ended up accidentally pushing her off the bed. As she's falling she grabs the…

Am I the only one for whom reverse cowgirl doesn't work, at all? The parts just don't seem to line up right for a rhythm.

Noooo

Go home, troll. 25% of Israeli citizens are not Jewish.

Forsure bro, Hamas is totally cool with Jews. They don't hate them at all!

Though 53 in the world, Israel's women's rights ranking is by far the best in the Middle East, according to the 2013 World Economic Forum's Gender Gap Report.