mkay. keep fighting the good fight.

lol i’ve been commenting here for over a decade, i think i know what i saw and where i saw it. go back under the bridge and bother someone else.

it was a sub-headline that was on the main page, so no, it did not require a click. (and it’s since been changed to not show on the home page.)

spoilers in the headline of the review? please fuck all the way off, c’mon man. 

• One of Sean’s buddies describes Celine Dion as a “Vegas showgirl singer type,” which made me laugh.

what i said was that she was a prude (which she is) and that for a sex columnist, she is sexless, which, in the context of that sentence, means that she is not a person who is comfortable discussing sex, despite it being her job. stop being such a pedantic little wiener.

*having* sex is not the same as *talking* about sex, which is the job she is paid to do. 

right?? you’d think that being married to Big for 2 decades (and subsequently inheriting his millions) would make Carrie an even BIGGER asshole. and yet, she’s still running around town like some cute, quirky, scrappy upstart.

carrie being the world’s biggest prude is this show’s longest running gag. she is and continues to be the world’s most sexless sex columnist  

also, with the amount of money that Charlotte and Harry have, it strikes me as patently unbelievable that they would give a flat-out “no” to Lily asking for a new keyboard. like, the kid is already an accomplished pianist who has invested a lot of time and practice into developing her skills as a musician. on what…

“It is a bummer to watch Miranda try so hard to be the “new her” that she’s constantly insecure about who she is and her place in her new world. L.A. is not for Miranda! Get our girl back to New York!”

another (maybe not so) shocking exit: Padma announced this week that this will be her last season of Top Chef. end of an era. :(

i got more than a little verklempt when i saw that the wedding arch flowers were done in the trans flag colors, especially when held in contrast to how Tricia initially responded (privately, to Sam) after scoring the gig.

a prawn’s digestive tract being left in a completed dish is not “micro-level nitpicking” - it can leave behind toxins, trigger an allergy, or even kill you. but beyond that, it also ruins the texture of a dish, as it is quite grainy and unpleasant. not deveining prawns before serving these judges is gross at best and…

her reading of, “at least i’m only getting fucked by ONE member of this family” in S1 was iconic. we have always been Willa stans in this house. (as someone in the same line of work, she’s a goddamn inspiration.)

question: did Willa ever explicitly state her wants and needs? no. did she say, “I don’t want to live in Oman for x, y, z reason”? no. what she DID do was convince Connor to stay in the race, “just to see what happens” and suggested he could do all sorts of things like write a book about his time on the campaign trail,…

if you didn’t interpret what Willa said at the party as subtle, skillful manipulation, then congrats, it worked on you too.

if Kendall doesn’t die of a drug overdose before the end of the series, i will eat my hat.

nah, Tom is way too much of a striver to ever do a swan dive. if anyone’s gonna do it, it’s Roman.

i mean, this is almost right, except that S4 Willa is a much smoother operator than S1 Willa, and this time she only needs a few minutes at the party to successfully convince Connor to stay in the race, “to see what happens.”