“y’know PGN pulls up that photo of me with a ponytail anytime they wanna make me look untrustworthy.”

so is this like, a Survivor’s Remorse prequel type-dealie? because if so, i’m in.

no love for the Taika cameo as the Vampiric Council boss on the videotape? 

it’s not going to happen, pretty sure i read in an interview with various members of the writing staff/cast that there wouldn’t be any need to depict COVID stuff because these characters are so rich and insulated that the pandemic barely even registers on their radar. (which is... depressingly accurate.)

HBO has used the shortened “Shiv” in their official press releases and branding for the show, so methinks you should prob find another pedantic hill to die on.

all this comment demonstrates to me is that you don’t understand kink or the definition of the word gatekeeping. /shrug

I love seeing Kendall happy. There is such joy in Jeremy Strong’s performance.

PS: it’s unrelated to this discussion of a fictional TV relationship, but you can absolutely be a dominant and have sex with submissives without “giving anything up.” it happens every day. that’s just... not what’s happening here, exactly.

it’s that the reviewer does not understand the relationship dynamic in play between Gerri and Roman. her weird insistence that they should definitely “hook up” this season completely misses the entire point.

i literally just said that my dude. (...and for the record, if you think Roman isn’t in on it too, you don’t understand how that dynamic works. he knew she’d never take him up on his offer; he gets off on the rejection.)

also, Roman and Gerri will never “hook up” (at least not in the traditional sense) because their sexual relationship is entirely predicated on non-consummation; it’s a pretty classic dynamic. soooo, maybe don’t hold your breath for that one. 😆

• Is Connor still running for president? While he’s holding down the Balkans?

it reminded me of back when Weeds brought guest musicians on to cover their theme song, “Little Boxes” :’)

now the question is whether or not Nandor will discover the easily-accessible trap-door in the cage that Guillermo was using to escape nightly. 

murdering a buncha gullible vampires just seemed like her way of having fun with her immortality, tbh. (plus it put all those vampires who were depressed about eternal life out of their misery, just like real humans.)

his longtime partner is a woman 12 years his senior, tf are you talking about?

>>Riggs and Megan did not break up.

“One of Coulter’s minions—or “elves” as she calls them, which means that even at my meanest I’m still more diplomatic than Coulter at her most congenial—is already fanboying over Drudge.”

here, i did your homework for you, you obtuse loser:

“highlighting inequities and taking the piss out of the ‘vacation as paraxis’ crowd.”