also, Roman and Gerri will never “hook up” (at least not in the traditional sense) because their sexual relationship is entirely predicated on non-consummation; it’s a pretty classic dynamic. soooo, maybe don’t hold your breath for that one. 😆

• Is Connor still running for president? While he’s holding down the Balkans?

it reminded me of back when Weeds brought guest musicians on to cover their theme song, “Little Boxes” :’)

now the question is whether or not Nandor will discover the easily-accessible trap-door in the cage that Guillermo was using to escape nightly. 

murdering a buncha gullible vampires just seemed like her way of having fun with her immortality, tbh. (plus it put all those vampires who were depressed about eternal life out of their misery, just like real humans.)

his longtime partner is a woman 12 years his senior, tf are you talking about?

>>Riggs and Megan did not break up.

“One of Coulter’s minions—or “elves” as she calls them, which means that even at my meanest I’m still more diplomatic than Coulter at her most congenial—is already fanboying over Drudge.”

here, i did your homework for you, you obtuse loser:

“highlighting inequities and taking the piss out of the ‘vacation as paraxis’ crowd.”

>>especially when Rachel disrobed and shut the college sophomores up with her body in that white bikini.

this is Bi-Wife Energy erasure. >:P

i really hope i’m wrong, but at this point i honestly don’t see any way i’m not. (...like, there’s definitely a reason why sooo many of the male characters on this show are so anxious and sketchy. it’s not a bait and switch, it’s more like “it takes a village.”) :|

prediction: i don’t think it’s “bait” that they introduced the fake-out with the Ross family. i think this is going to be like Top of the Lake (S1) and we’re going to find out that like, all of the men in the town are in on the abuse of those girls locked away at the bar. notice that we didn’t get a reveal about WHO…

just a minor point of contention here:

seconded. 

excuse me, Good Behavior slapped. (S1 did, anyway.)

Even the most die-hard Project Runway fan would admit that the show lost a bit of its luster when supermodel Heidi Klum and mentor extraordinaire Tim Gunn left the series to develop a new show for Amazon.

[manic dancing and hollering]

yep. it’s comin’. i think maybe that’s why Saul is sticking around at the Cinnabon rather than just fleeing or killing himself; i think he’s probably waiting for Kim’s release.