i’m a girl. aaaaaand no thanks, on all counts.

you fuckin’ obtuse moron.

uhhhhh, by “administration,” did you mean our current President? you know, the same guy who’s been accused of sexually harassing dozens of women and literally brags about sexually assaulting women on tape? because it seems to me that this administration VERY MUCH CONDONES this behavior, insofar as they’re like...…

i’d give Jared my number.

this show fuckin RULES.

not clear, but they did say that he was kinda running his own shit and that Moscow seemed content with letting him do his thing as a covert op. (until the “don’t let Simone testify” pressure came down from above, that is.)

he indicated that he was associated with “the people paying the bill” - the lawyer was working for the Russians, not Simone specifically. if the people pulling the pursestrings want something, esp when those people are scary-ass fuckin Russians, i feel like the imminent threat is implied.

yeah, Paley clearly knew that Simone’s testimony was bullshit and was “convinced” by her waterworks only insofar as he wanted her to be believable before the rest of the committee. he gave her that “knowing psychopath” nod that he uses when he’s playing a murderer on The Good Wife. it was as if Simone’s tears were…

fuck Mark Wahlberg tbh.

my favorite Brendan Fraser role of all time is prob his guest appearances on Scrubs as Jordan’s brother. 😢

Skeleton Twins was great. daaark as night, but great.

whew, can we get a new recapper for next season? sorry, but a few breathless paragraphs of “this was so amazing!” does not constitute television criticism.

how could you question Timothy Olyphant’s ability to do comedy after watching a single moment of Raylan Givens shooting the shit with Deputy Tim Gutterson or Boyd Crowder?(??!?)

1. Abby’s def queer, that’s likely why she’s pushing him towards another girl.

it is, actually. spend 10 minutes reading about sex worker labor rights and you’ll start to understand what i’m talking about. (...ha, like you’d ever do this.)

Obama never said gay people were a cancer, so yeah, Bo can have a book.

“human trafficking non-profit” = funding the criminalization of sex work, obstructing sex workers’ rights to earn a living, keep themselves safe, and live freely.

i’m giving this show 2 more episodes to get Beth & Rio fucking, and after that i am DUNZO.

Kevin rage-slapping that DVD out of Jake’s hand in the closing joke was just pure 😙👌

Al and Darius getting up from the couch when the crew told them to go home was a legit piss-myself-laughing moment.