why is this recap (which was posted at 8pm last night) allllllllllll the way down the page, instead of up near the top with the new reviews?

i’d let Pedro eat my pussy while i was on the phone with my mom. CUZ DAMN SON. 👀

it’s a bowler, not a fedora.

also interesting: in the “good day” storyline Ilana is wearing the same outfit she’s wearing in the series pilot. (i thiiiink Abbi’s is the same too? but my memory’s fuzzier on hers.)

ummmmm IS ANYONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOT RIPPED BEVERS AND STRAIGHT(ish) JAIME IN THE UPSIDE DOWN?

i love Outlander to pieces but i think the show really drags when Claire and Jamie aren’t in the same time zone. i can only handle so many episodes of cross-era pining, y’know? hopefully the show figures out a way to tackle this problem sooner rather than later

lol @ Jimmy finally having real facial hair so he doesn’t have to wear his fake spy stuff anymore.

ain’t nothin’ “semi” about that mania, friends.

it will never not be weird to me that THIS CUTIE is supposed to be playing the evil, sadistic, stupid son of a cartel boss. (to be fair, i think he’s doing a pretty good job in the role, but still. this image almost never leaves my head every time Arturo Castro appears on-screen.)

Issa turned down the first drink but then ordered a whisky at the table and got hammied. (also, please GOD don’t let her be pregnant, because that cliché is NOT the way this season should end.)

(lol, i do actually know when she arrives, but didn’t wanna veer into spoiler territory.)

[extremely Milton voice]

my brain’s go-to neural pathways were permanently altered after watching Trial & Error:

so, i guess the dude’s name was Nico, not Rico? see Kinja, you coulda just let me edit my mistake LIKE A GROWNUP, instead of having to post a whole silly update. >_<

man, Issa’s cranky incredulous “NO!” when Rico asked if she still wanted to go to dinner was pitch-perfect. 😗👌🏼

“boy knife means penis.”

honestly, that is just about the most sadistic thing i’ve ever heard. DEAR GOD WHY?

just installed this on Chrome and it does make things quite a bit easier to read. (though we’re probably SOL as far as mobile commenting goes.)

Joanie’s 1994 teenage ennui will never not be hilarious; that delivery of “did she call it her special salad?” had me rolling.

besides "conspicuously being on his phone" (which is grounds for a contempt charge in some courts) the attorneys were also asking potential jurors if they felt any ill-will towards the LAPD. i am almost positive that Lawrence being a young black man in LA would make him a bad choice for any prosecutor's ideal jury.