enthusiastic finger-snaps for Queen Sugar. can't wait for S2.

PREMIUM ECONOMY
YOU FLY ONE-WAY
I WILL CALL MY UNCLE IN BEIJING
(HE IS VERY CORRUPT)

yes she does. watch her flashback ep again. she had a very sweet, loving boyfriend but he had to move away with his family. she was raped by the jerk AFTER he left.

hey, c'mon, it was a croquet mallet. that's *way* more believable. >_<

i mean, the wig was an exact replica of The Rachel™ haircut, which was all the rage in 1994. (which is approx the same year as the flashback.)

um, incorrect. in Pennsatucky's flashback episode she has a very real, very hot, very sweet boyfriend who treats her extremely well. he has to move away with his family & soon after he leaves she's raped at a party by the jerk who had previously harassed her.

um, it was definitely implied that Mo was asking Heather if she was alright because she might be getting beaten. i didn't think there was anything "50 Shades" about it whatsoever.

Ed Chambers. whew. that guy FUCKS.

my fave part was when one of the sassy Nancy Drew students was like, "c'monnn, if ya come & talk to me about the murder scene i'll buy ya a crabcake!" to the retired cop and you could tell that it ALLLLLMOST worked.

i was entertained by this but i think i only laughed out loud once. sarah silverman's special had me choking with laughter throughout. no idea why this was given a higher grade than hers.

yes.

which is especially odd because she looked about 30ish, meaning she was winning James Beard awards at the age most cooks are still hoofing it on the cold prep line.

this season kinda blows tho. :/

i don't trust anyone's opinion of Silicon Valley if they don't love the shit out of all the end credits songs.

Alice stans 4 life.

i guess Bighead & his Big Gulp were just like, chillaxin' somewhere else for this episode, man.

see also: Archer, You're The Worst, Louie, Better Things, It's Always Sunny, etc.

wait, so… it's established in this episode that Moira left for Canada a significant period of time before June & Luke decided to leave… yet they seemed to wind up in the Handmaid's training center together at the same time? that's an odd timeline choice.

yep, it's their homemade dolly, it's been mentioned before i think.

yep, Samantha & Smith shaving their heads together was a classic.