A $40,000 race car will actually cost you $200,000 pretty quickly. 

Alligators maybe fine mothers but they are notoriously bad at monetary policy.

I’ll try to explain it for you in simple terms:

Don’t lump the whole list all together. There are those, such as John Kasich, who saw through Trump’s bullshit and NEVER endorsed him.

Somebody put this fucker into a wall

There is big difference between indirectly causing someone to commit suicide because you left them and literally encouraging someone to kill themselves and you know that. The situation is not remotely comparable. Just because this is Jezebel doesn’t mean you have to twist this into a men vs women thing.