As a Tesla shareholder, I want to thank the company for a 413% gain.

Let me guess, this person probably hasn't had shares for very long.

1) I'm a huge Tesla fanboy, just as a disclaimer.

Weintraub is an idiot and should give up his shares to me, at which point I will sell them all and buy every Jalop that brown, diesel, manual wagon they've always claimed to want and own.

Further proof that the Tesla Model S is the safest car ever built. A gas powered car would have stopped running after impacting the first few cars and signs. The Tesla only stopped after it was broken in half.

I have a long standing position that cabrio and targa 911s should not exist, and I'll explain my rationale:

I guess he should have sent his American soldier friends, suitably equipped, to 'discuss the matter' with the dealership.

Tell you what. You take something valuable, fragile and utterly essential to your work and let the goddamned baggage gorillas handle it and destroy it. Then come back and talk to us.

Portrait video was part of the protest.

To all the Tesla haters making jokes about them catching on fire all of the time:

About 17 cars catch on fire in the United States... EVERY HOUR. Car fires average over 750 casualties and 209 deaths per year. Tesla car fires have resulted in grand total of... 0 injuries. Even for the one where the guy crashed into a…

Thats what happens when they leave the kitchen.

Hey Missouri,

Yea, but there's good reason. For being a company that only produces electric cars and being the only car company to have an IPO in recent history is kind of a big deal. It is a make or break situation for Tesla. As of now, its looking pretty good. So no wonder why it's a big deal. Plus, I dont know any other electric…

We get it.. you hate the car because it does no vroom vroom for you. Boo hoo.

Bullshit — I've driven all the electrics on the market and this one is by far the quietist AND the only one that'll accelerate this silently, much less get to 120 at all. If you don't know that a Leaf can't get to those speeds or compare to a Tesla Model S, then you're on the wrong site.

A "military tank"? As opposed to a civilian one?

Huh? Model S is a total bargain for a design-led luxury sedan (see: Maserati Ghibli w/ worse interior, tired Audi A7), seats 7, and Consumer Reports named it as its Top Pick yesterday.

The Model S can match a Corvette Stingray in the 1/4 mile, and blow the doors off an M5. Can your i3 do that?

I've driven a Tesla Model S. I have no clue where you're getting that the quality and fit and finish was so-so. The quality I experienced was actually a lot higher than anything I've seen in any BMW product. That and its light-years ahead of the i3, which has only about 1/3rd of the range as the Tesla in the…

Redbull may give you wings, but Epsilon gets you high as shit.