Spotted skulking away from the scene:

Wasn't ALL of Detroit already a sinkhole?

Agreed... Dealership should give them a brand new ZL1. What a ridiculous situation. You don't get to total a dream car then offer crap as a replacement.

Dear Dealership,

Not shown in the pic, but this is included...

if you can drunkenly crash into two walls and a tree and then flee the scene on foot, you are driving a very safe car.

Well, he wasn't the guy who started the shit with douchbaggery, but he was associating himself with the guy(s) who started it all. My parents taught me and I teach my kids: Don't associate with stupid/bad people or you will regret it.

I love this.

But of course the Renault Clio Williams