The only explanation I can think of is the keys had to be literally stuck in the ignition and without WD40 she tried KY. But then she took the lube in the house.

“To be completely honest, [insert lie here, every time].”

Am I the only one that would actually like to have that “camo” on permanently? I think that effect looks bad-ass.

David Tracy was excited by that yellow Mini based on appearance. Finding out it was rustproof fiberglass was a crushing disappointment.

While saying to their friends, “I’d do anything for my grandkids.”

Obama looks chill as fuck. 

Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.

I have seen at least one old E-series that had the steering re-centered for compensating for the tracking angle. It was just a yard runner, but parking that thing was hilarious, always crooked or an exercise in frustration.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

I’m just going to steal Ashley Feinberg’s tweet on this one:

Yes the owner has memories and 94 payments left. 

If you don’t create spaces for people to legally jump their cars, they will illegally jump them on the street.

“The bleeding-hearts—they don’t really don’t know about the animal itself,” Lansdale said.

I was hoping it was going to come back as a replacement for the Versa, I need to upgrade my current ride. 

I will go to my grave bitter about the IDX

“How do you like me now?”

Maybe you need lubricant and not WD-40?

I have a feeling I’ll be him one day...Four and counting!

With what, a stick?