I call foul. The cocaine bet comment was robbed of its award.

In all fairness, I’d also love to see a trailerless big rig doing burnouts.  

For sale: Plain hamburger, never eaten.

You’d figure after watching Reagan, who by all accounts was in much better health, develop be incapable of hiding his Alzheimer’s during his second term we’d have learned that electing septuagenarians to the most stressful and mentally taxing position in the world is a really fucking stupid idea.

“You see that red SUV, high speed police chase?”

That’s a metaphor for Trump.

“No, Goddamn it, the President isn’t a traitor. He’s just completely mentally incompetent!”

Seriously, queer as fuck trans woman here, chill the fuck out.

The joke isn’t “They’re gay, hyuck hyuck hyuck.” The joke and insult is that a world leader, who claims to represent the American people, is actually in love with (and controlled by) a world leader who is everything but a literal enemy of the fucking state.

Ugh Jesus

Good parents keep teaching their children even after those kids become fucktards.

Yeah but detention is only used as political tool against poor people.

Knows she’s cheating, has yet to catch her.

Interesting proposition, but nah—doubt it. Incredibly subtle and principled strategy vs venality, arrogance and stupidity. I know where my money is going.

You’d think they’d test the thing before stickering it up and sending it out.

It looks like the law just says legislative members are immune from arrest, not from tickets. This guy should definitely get a big-ass ticket and his license revoked. Those are things that can happen without being arrested.

I can’t help but think he must have been instrumental to the release of the tape.  I mean...  how would anyone even know it existed such that they’d make a request for it?

Good. Also, let this be a reminder to some Black and Brown folks out here - the MAGA movement does not include you.

She beat an elderly man with a brick for no reason...I’ll take immigrants over homegrown assholes any day.

If the American president wants to be the "leader of the free world" (whatever that means) they better be ready to be satirized by anyone in said "free world" (again, whatever that means)

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

To be fair, both Joe Walshes are terrible.