Why do chicken coupes only have 2 doors? Because if there were 4, it would be a chicken sedan

And don’t forget the chicken coupe.

I’m not saying the previous owner was a bad person, but they were a terrible owner. Who lets the brakes and seatbelts get to that state?!? Unreal.

This is fantastic. Job well done. 

You know where this would work great?

Apparently even willing to die for this country isn’t good enough for the Trump administration.

The other harsh reality is the reason the old 1950's manufacturing jobs did pay enough for a house, 2 cars, a wife and 2.5 kids was because strong unions were able to muscle living wages out of the owners. Any manufacturing job that does come back to the US will pay 7.25/hr, take it or leave it.

This inspires more covetousness in me than any Aston or Ferrari.

Actually the state of Michigan hooked my Mother In Law up with this deal. They did a program to help with the costs of getting re-educated in a different field if you were laid off from a factory job. She was smart enough to jump on the offer and has drastically improved her situation. She knew plenty of people who…

I dont blame her for giving a diplomatic answer, theres a reason she was able to win her seat despite the demographics of the area.

Holy shit, being able to get small trucks?

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

This is the kind of Investigative Journalism that I come here for.

Can I just say as an “old millennial” that it makes me feel ancient hearing that kids have backup cameras in cars in high school? We were still years away from having cameras on our phones in my day.

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take

Heat? Pathetic. Camera?? DOOR SEALS???

So close.

Vonnegut said it best. The American attitude of: “If you’re so smart, how come you ain’t rich?”

No Donny, this person is a nihilist.