So good.

Golf glove hand.

HamNo- you’re missing a big part of this argument.

Best part is: Weed makes so much of this go away. Concussion symptoms reduced, chronic pain reduced, DUIs reduced. It’s absurd.

It’s on the podium but Steph still gets the Gold. http://deadspin.com/steph-curry-is-some-kind-of-jedi-or-wizard-or-some-shit-1768872906

Guys, it’s these (Lucky Heritage Slim 121) and it’s not close. I’m 5'9, 210 with most of my weight in my chest, shoulders and thighs. Perfect amount of stretch and unlike any other attempt at being fashionable, they’re comfortable in their umm.. slimfittedness (?)

Guys, it’s these (Lucky Heritage Slim 121) and it’s not close. I’m 5'9, 210 with most of my weight in my chest,…

What a troll.

Wanna save time? Make the incoming pitcher get right to work. If a relief pitcher gets to come in and warm up on the mound, WHY DOES THE BULLPEN EVEN EXIST?!

The correct answer here is: Don’t care about sports that much in your mid-40s, right?

Samer’s dad is on to something here... Let’s get a Deadspin daily cartoon up in here.

SHAVE?! Absolutely not. There is no equivalent here. Beards aren’t up-dos that can be “crafted” in an hour and then the hair returned to its previous state after a shower. What if the groom demanded all bridesmaids bleached their hair blonde: “NO EXCEPTIONS”?! That’s what we’re talking about here.

That beard take was so effin’ weak. That better not be where Funbag jumped the shark.

Burneko- my girlfriend and I adopted a puppy. Named it Wiley. You’re to thank (blame?)

Burneko- have you ever made a proper Chicago style Italian Beef? Can you write it up?

ESPN was better when it showed darts and billiards during the day right? How many hot take/NFL shows does a network need?!

Should rich people “volunteer” to pay more taxes for the social utility or do we essentially need elected officials to be grown ups and deliver the bad news?

What if you fuck it up? Could you do this shit and stumble upon learning how to cook? If watching Julia Child on PBS came with a box of ingredients, you telling me you wouldn’t do it?

Is Ashley Feinberg actually ok? She gets some awful hatemail.

Why hasn’t an NBA player taken off from the three point line on a fast break and “finger rolled” in a three from the paint?

I don’t have kids and am not married- should I read Drew’s book “Someone will whatever, whatever”?