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For all the complaining I read about young people not taking this seriously, oh my god, old men are the absolute worst. Wandering around the grocery store, refusing to wear one of the masks the store will give you, roaming around aimlessly while their wife does the actual shopping, not social distancing, touching

And it’s sugar-y milk so it has to be cleaned up property to avoid stickiness or dank smell from spoilt milk. Fuuuuuck this asshole with a salted cactus.

Seriously. All I can think about is the people that have to clean that shit up. 

What a fucking prick. Look at those people- they have to wear masks to ride the subway, everyone is stressed out, anxious, scared and many of those riders look to be in an age group where they likely have genuine concern about their health and survival. And this dude comes along with this “prank”. Somebody should have

And Weijia Jiang didn’t even hint at anything related to China. Jiang
simply asked why being the number one tester of CV19 was important. As usual it was a lie from 45*. As usual, 45* turned it into a racist remark and then word salad so anyone could interpret it anyway they wanted. And of course Jr. does the old

This silver spoon motherfucker was born with more wealth than anyone reading this post will ever live to see and he’s sporting fucking flannel for a tv spot? Didn’t his daddy used to slap him around for not wearing a suit? What is this lumberjack cosplay horseshit?

His attempt at “common guy” clothing and connecting with regular folks is pandering and obvious, and yet it works with his dad’s base.

Cocaine lumberjack is a helluva look.

A lot of white people think like this failson here and the lawyer who released the video of Arbery’s murder. If there are no burning crosses or lynchings, it’s not racism in their eyes. They have a tragically cruel standard for racism that says a lot about them. 

Dumb greaseball from tacky nouveau riche clan of grifters, whose grandpa was a card carrying klan member, who never sat for a job interview, been subjected to a TSA feel up, rode the subway, or had to worry about where his next meal would come from is concerned about the “real” victims of racism. Please let the sealed

Republicans have been doing this since Lee Atwater and Reagan. They continually move the goal post of what constitutes real racism to the point that you can’t really be a racist unless you’re wearing a KKK outfit while burning a cross on a black family’s lawn while screaming the n-word.

He looks fucking wasted. The screenshot is right from a DUI bulletin.

Seems like a good way to get shot given today’s political climate — particularly if you’re pieing a member of the party most deserving of being pied.

Also, bringing this back would mean Stacey Abrams, Ilhan Omar, (insert name of whatever pol you like), etc, will get pied, too.

I mean, it’s milkshakes now. Right? Absolutely all love and respect in the world to Eggboy and hitting Fraser Anning with an egg probably started it anew, but milkshaking is the trend that has replaced pieing.

We have a doctor friend who was teaching local medical personnel how to administer the tests. It’s basically a long cotton swab up the nose further than you’ve ever had anything up there. She says it’s pretty uncomfortable. I relish the thought of him enduring this daily. I envision whining.

I’m good with eggs.  They’re easy to hide and hold.  How someone walks around with a creme pie in their hands without being noticed is a mystery to me.

Isn’t that the point of the milkshake thing that was going on in Europe?

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