am i the only person disturbed that they placed a fucking singularity on this child’s face to obscure it? its like for the rest of my life, i am going to imagine little kids have endless voids on their faces...

Extra impressive that he could drive with some sort of horrific face void

Dumbass names are why numerous countries won’t let parents name their kid whatever the fuck they want. Parents don’t have the right to brand their kid with an asinine name just to be hip.

Based on the article from his first wife, it certainly seems that way. 

Oh, I didn’t realize that his sons with his previous wife were via IVF (though couples don’t always opt for sex selection, so who knows). I dunno about your second assertion, he’s never really come across as a misogynist as far as I know. I realize he was an asshole to his first wife, but I think he’s probably an assho…

That fucking name guarantees us a tell-all memoir in about 25 years. And, seriously, those two are so far up their own asses I hope the kid ditches them the second the trust fund (if daddy doesn’t tweet that into the shitter) is released. Narcissists shouldn’t breed.

All his previous children were born via IVF and I just assumed this was intentional. I could absolutely see him being the kind of guy who says he’d be disappointed to have a daughter ‘cause girls “don’t like science.”

I’m taking a lot of (very petty) joy today in the fact that even though Musk is super rich, he’s looking bloated as hell. Jeez, eat some vegetables and drink some water. He’s making 48 look kind of terrible.

If I wanted see through sweaters, J Crew, I’d just wear dry cleaning bags as tops, oh excuse me, LAYERING!

Oh I know. Apparently the NRA inflates the numbers to propagate the idea that assault riffles are a household staple. So the conservative estimate is 5-10million which is still insane. Canada at 100k is so small compared to our numbers, even adjusting per capita. It would be cute if it wasn’t so very tragic.

I’m American and I’m fucking elated. Way to go, Canada.

This was part of the Liberal Party of Canada’s electoral platform. The mass shooting just gave it more urgency.

“You simply don’t understand luuuuuuxxxxury, darling.”

She loves Putin, so my guess is that just like Putin she hopes to cause chaos in the USA, so he can be left alone to do what he wants.

I do wonder where the complaint is and why Reade doesn’t have a copy of it or why she’s not insisting someone find it. Written evidence is always the best evidence and if it exists, its the best way for her to prove that she at least filed a complaint however many years ago.

Only a celebrity mother, or a rich woman like Cindy McCain, can do this shit with drugs and not have CPS knocking down their door and taking their kids. Hell, Cindy McCain even got to adopt a child at the height of her addiction.

I’d be interested in that. I’ve got the NOFX biography (“The Hepatitis Bathtub”) in my reading queue. I only kinda liked them 25 years ago, but it’s supposed to be pretty entertaining book.

Yes. That is exactly my first thought.. where the heck does a name like Tinsley come from. Which is why I became fascinated with what parties has Tinsley attended this week. Week after week after week.

I haven’t watched RHONY for ages and so I didn’t realize THE Tinsley Mortimer was on the show.