Another yes to volunteering! One of the things that I miss amidst the pandemic was the local professional ballet company’s production of Nutcracker where I would put in hours of uncompensated “labor” to set up, decorate, usher, work the sales boutique, and plan an afternoon luncheon prior to one of the matinee…

“I had a terrible epiphany this year and it makes me feel awful each time I think about it: I don’t want to work.”

I worked as an assistant for a summer ampitheatre show with Eve 6, Sugar Ray, Uncle Kracker, and Better Than Ezra. I was probably the biggest fan of BTE going in. Eve 6 were super nice and well-behaved, getting up early to go do yoga at a friend’s studio in town. Say what you want about McGrath but he’s a class act…

Married for 14 years, sleeping more restfully in different rooms/beds for the last 6. 

Condoms are still a thing in *consensual* sexual encounters.

Screaming about “don’t let anyone tell you I’m not a good man” is like an essential hallmark of a not-good man. 

I’m willing to bet there is some gel insert action going on in there. At any rate— they BEAT THE FUCK outta high heels! 

Are you there Jah? It’s me, Ras Adele.

Hoffs was and is also infinitely more talented.

Yeah, I lived this with a father who was a short-haul trucker by day and a gigging musician at night. If Dad was home, he was asleep. Or eating. Either way, don’t bother him.

I dgaf about my “sexual health” rn other than to not end up pregnant. And I’m taking a page out of the Jesus freak playbook and practicing abstinence because I do not want to have even the most infinitesimal chance of becoming pregnant. Also, who even has a sex drive rn? This shit is like perpetually living inside the…

Our will has my brother/sister in law taking care of our 10 year old. My husband is a Peds ICU doc and will definitely be exposed and has a high likelihood of contraction...and asthma. I have my own health compromises that may make me unable to fight it. Our parents and these siblings live 3 hours away...and the sibs…

EW.

Sylvia is the psychic that was always on Montell Williams’ show.

Not great. Includes myself and another friend who are married to an ICU and ER doc, respectively. We have been discussing how we might try to sequester them within our own homes so we don’t expose each other (lots of healthcare workers are thinking they will end up positive—thought not necessarily symptomatic— at some…

It’s decidedly NOT a coincidence.

There is a man on our community FB page who regularly openly harrasses our female city commissioners and new mayor. I write his name/address/# down on every window replacement, gutter guard, timeshare, etc. paper form I find. 

I was hoping that the secret to Brooke’s ageless beauty was going to be the last minute pact with Satan she made while dying. Oh well!

Even the Viking River Cruises can be a shitshow— a friend and her husband ended up on a number of crappy coach busses when the water levels in the river locks were insufficient for the vessel to move forward. Then they were bussed to Paris on the day of the shooting at Bataclan and couldn’t get a flight home for days.

His diet is 100% fast food and weed. Explains a lot.