“Our main export is crippling depression.” That one and “This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland.”

Who here is going to DragCon in September?!?!

Ivanka forgot her hat.

Thank you for that. I miss the ole Benghazi acrostics of yester-Kinja.

Are you not amazed by astrophysics?

After watch the other night’s episode, I pondered the thought that “most famous Scientologist” has long replaced “actor” when Cruise’s name comes into my consciousness. He will never get out of that cult. Though it would be DELICIOUS if Remini could get Kidman and Holmes to come forward and speak out.

Trader Joe’s Jalepeño Limeade + Lime LaCroix + Tequila + salt rim

Jeez- that’s some nonsense word jazz!

That sandwich will be the death of me. Literally.

But many people are 1. lazy 2. stupid, and 3. unadventurous.

Well that’s what Tinsley will do...and she’ll implode that situation, too.

HAL YAAAAS.

Body as advertisement of intelligence, class, motivation, and worthiness is something that fucks with me every day. I get shit DONE and deliver what I promise, often x2, but if someone wants to judge me on appearance alone, I am sure that I would be labeled fat, lazy, stupid, unsuccessful.

Joke’s on her— no one truly cares what a woman over 40 looks like unless she is famous. Does she not know that she’s as “invisible” as a fat person, regardless of how well kept she thinks she is? :/

An acquaintance of mine who lost an infant after a pre-term birth just did a balloon launch to celebrate the number of days the child lived. And all I could think when I saw the post she made was how those balloons might go on to kill some wildlife. But mentioning it would make *me* the asshole, so I’ll mention it…

Aww! The best part is that they both lived long afterward.  

Re: Trump: some of the comments I have seen in political arguing online state some version of the following- “I may or may not agree or like what Trump is doing, but BOY DO I LOVE SEEING THE LIBERALS IN PAIN!” If someone makes an important decision (who to vote for) that they actually feel somewhat ambivalent about…

Poehler/Arnett, Sarandon/Robbins, Perlman/Devito, Klum/Seal, hell...even Jolie/Pitt are the most shocking ones in recent memory.

Well, maybe he saw this commercial during “Let’s Make A Deal”:

True love is not dead! BurgenDanson 4 EVS! You had to go and tempt fate!