rolling over in it

I did active shooter lockdown drills with my infant/toddler Montessori class. The worst, saddest thoughts that go through your mind as you shush and rock and whisper-sing “Twinkle Twinkle” to keep your 6 month- 3 year olds quiet and still...

So many hoarders have families that are afraid to interfere less the hoarders be made to feel uncomfortable or bad about themselves or their homes. The argument that they are adults and should be treated as such. But there is quite obviously a distortion in reality, scope, scale, and import with a hoarder. Many times,…

If we’d just stop being such pigs, he wouldn’t need to look to Eastern Europe for wives. Only we can lose enough weight to bring the jobs back to America! The very important trophy wife jobs.

I came here for the Rockso. Thanks for that.

I record it every Sunday. Most segments are family friendly and I end up referencing many of them in conversation. I’ve especially enjoyed their spotlight each week of this year on the National Parks.

Insane Clown Posse? The Juggalos are not what America wants, but they are what America *needs*.

I’d love to see the stats on new anxiety and depression diagnoses since he announced his candidacy...

I *thought* that's what that was!!

“Misogynists hate us for this one weird trick that always gets Obama’s attention!”

Eshakti is pretty rad. I recommend it to anyone I know with height/size/shape variations that make in-store shopping difficult. And every time I wear something that came from Eshakti, people compliment the outfit.

September 11th was the day I moved out of my childhood home to a rented flat across town. I bawled in my little hatchback while making runs shuttling my belongings to and fro. I couldn’t bear to listen to the awful reports on the radio, but I couldn’t bear to *not* listen. It felt like, “Hey! You’re finally ‘an adult’…

Hahahahaha! I work merch occasionally for a double platinum/Billboard top 10 artist and do not even pull $2500 some nights. This Popick is a terrible negotiator and advocate for his clients. And also has terrible clients.

My Kindergarten teacher, incredulous when I told her I could read and write on the first day of class, made me write a story on demand and then paraded me around the entire school to all of the 1-8 grade teachers, showing me off with my paper. At the end of the year for graduation, she judged me not humble enough when…

I use the lemonade too. Love that pie!

Frozen OJ concentrate is good for one thing and one thing only: Orange Dream Punch. Recipe is missing booze.

I hate hover-ers and am #TeamJustSitOnTheFuckingSeatYouIgnorantGermaphobe for life. But I have found that many public restrooms flush with such outrageous force that the water droplets fly up and land on the seat, mimicking the appearance of a tinkled-upon seat. So sometimes, it's just that.

I drive a 2007 Saturn Ion and my spouse drives a 2004 Hyundai Accent that I bought outright in my 20s. Both cars have no egregious cosmetic damage or rust and run with minimal maintenance. I’ll be damned if other’s opinions are going to wrest our hard earned money away before the actual need for a new vehicle arises.…

You know what they say about cheap shoes...