Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

You can say you’re from Milwaukee. That’s fine. What I don’t like is the “...so I really don’t care about the Bucks.” This implies people from Milwaukee don’t care about the Bucks. Do not loop in the rest of Milwaukee with your opinion on basketball. Plenty, and I mean PLENTY, of Milwaukee residents are absolutely…

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

Lack of a license wouldn’t keep her off the road

And now he’s busy in Milwaukee turning Giannis and Thon Maker into absolute monsters. Thanks Timberwolves!

Me as a Brewers fan right now:

Thanks for the update Fantasy Sports Guy.

He’s the best.

He can dunk from so far that he made Carmelo accidentally play defense.

This pasty Wisconsin team beat a better, blacker Kentucky said in the final four than the one his son’s white guys lost to

Speed...power....gritty white guy who fulfills all the vaguely racist athletic tropes.

Consistency means “white” in this context.

The Bengals have the most playoff wins in the NFL over the last 4 years?

Savage

I’m gonna get out ahead of this:

I’m just surprised Dellavedova didn’t dive at anybody’s knees

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

I want Rubio in Milwaukee. Last year the Wolves wanted Middleton in return. Glad that didn’t happen, but am hoping something can be worked this summer.

Also hard to believe that Jonny Flynn is already several years into involuntary retirement.

“Quick, tell me everything you love about the Subaru Legacy....Great, now let’s rip all that shit out and make it scrape on every speed bump in town!”