The assembled youth were especially committed to redistributing wealth from their parents to their landlords.

Are you new here?

This could have been her entire article.

they got what they all deserved for ordering papa johns and pizza hut

...they divorced in 2014, shortly after his NFL career ended.

Bullshit. Rob Deer knew what a walk was, but he wasn’t a damn pussy. He was going to hit that fuckin’ ball into orbit to show it who’s boss.

They’re like (brown) apples and (brown) oranges. The appeal of the urinal fudge dragon is that it’s so damn brazen. You leave that turd in the urinal and EVERYONE sees it.

On behalf of my Jewish relatives who were killed in the Holocaust, get a fucking sense of humor or go somewhere else. Start with Lenny Bruce, Woody Allen, and Mel Brooks. Avoid Seinfeld like bacon-wrapped shrimp.

I’ve watched this dunk about 30-40 times today, no joke, and all I can keep thinking is, “Grayson Allen is really going to love tripping this kid.”

I liked how the female fan was taunting the heckler’s walkout but when Alsworth put some weak ass hands on him, she backed off as if she wanted none of it. Come on, ovary up, lady. Either go full stupid or sit the fuck down.

That sounds amazing. On the same note, I haven’t heard a good bad beat poker story in years.

Hey Favre did it too and threw like 5 TD passes on MNF

I must’ve been watching the wrong game cause Buck and Aikman had their mouths so full of cowboy dick I couldn’t understand them.

Gyrostep

Okay, okay. I’m getting off your dad’s lawn already.

Nice to see Jimmy Kimmel still isn’t funny.

Yep:

And Joakim Noah got away with holding Giannis on a pass Giannis deflected. If Noah isn’t holding his arm down, it’s a steal and break away dunk. Both teams got away with shit. It was a physical game and refs let them play. On the play you speak of, Giannis clearly got all ball. Was there some body contact? Sure. But…

It will be easy for Hubie. The first name is Thirty, and the last name is Four