This guy travels.

This response legit made me laugh.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

I hate the couple who split up with kids and they yell back and forth then forget they had a bag ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK and ask you to pass it up. GTFOH! LOL!

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

The chicken is fried in CBD oil, so that’s why his eye healed up so quickly. 

LOL God, I love Ashley so much.

Hey man thanks for giving us a platform, however brief, to bid farewell to this site.

Jesus, that’s Trump levels of thin-skinned.

Great, the Navy’s army will have its own navy as well as its own airforce. Why does the navy even need its own army, much less the navy’s army’s navy, and the navy’s army’s airforce?

Spanfeller’s a gutless coward.

We are blessed to have Ashley’s master internet sleuthing skills on our side.

And a bunch of writers resigned too.

What a piece of trash. 

They got shut off because Jim Spanfeller is a fucking coward.

Skeezy fucks who own deadspin are burning it to the ground. 

Highly disappointed this isn’t a carrier that shoots lightning or that is powered by lightning, as I was led to believe by the headline

What happened to all the comments on Deadspin??!!

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.