the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.

They used to have these things called ashtrays, and they were specifically designed for disposing of cigarette butts. But then, when they decided to ban smoking everywhere, even most places outside, and they stopped putting them everywhere, so smokers literally had nowhere to put their butts, so they just started…

Most people suck at driving in two dimensions. The only way we get flying cars is if they’re only flown by computers.

We were promised flying cars!

Kind love how

Everything still pales in comparison to last year’s:

“Rosario Dawson, according to Finley’s suit, participated in the beatdown “by sitting on top of him and ‘actively restraining him while he was on the ground to ensure that her mother could continue battering him.’”

I know i know i know... “believe victims”...however this one reeks of BS.

Things came to a head in April 2018, when Finley claims Isabel Dawson dragged him out of a window and beat him to the ground, all the while yelling transphobic insults including, “You’re not so much of a man now,” according to NBC.

And let’s not forget how marijuana can cure everything from warts and hemorrhoids to stage 5 cancer...

And what an ass to say “people are not physical laborers”. Well maybe not you dickhead but a lot of people have jobs where they move... a lot. 

Keto diet. Yeah. I said it. 

Don’t forget “oil pulling” when soccer moms swore by swishing & gargling coconut oil to fight cancer, cure diabetes, make cellulite disappear, or whatever else the hell they claimed it would do. Trader Joe’s was perpetually out of coconut oil because of it around ‘15-’16

It must’ve been in the ‘70s there was something on the news about a cop with a radar gun who hadn’t written a ticket in over an hour on a moderately busy road. Investigating, he found one teenager back around a bend with a “Speed trap ahead” sign, and another teenager up around another bend with a “Tips” sign and a…

Look, I don’t drink, but if a drunk driver has enough self-awareness to not only open Google Maps on their way home, and also somehow process that information and drive in a manner that doesn’t attract the cops, then the person driving is not drunk enough.

Waze adjusts for this, though. Once a feature (cops, debris, etc.) gets reported enough to get put onto the map, other drivers can acknowledge it or mark it as “not there”.  After enough of those, the object is removed from the map.

Back when Waze started up, the speed trap feature was the selling point. Then, it was found out that the police were using it to setup false locations for speed traps by reporting it themselves. The false location was then added to the Waze map app for everyone to see as “real”. Lying for the sake of public safety is…

And therein lies the problem. They are not primarily public servants. They are, first and foremost, self-serving, armed agents of the state with license to kill. In their delusional, demonic white supremacist imaginations all black people are  threats and must destroyed mentally, emotionally, spiritually and/or…