I know you all joke, but this time is different. The silence from most of the GOP is actually staggering. Only his most ass-eating sycophantic suck-ups are saying anything.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Oh, hey, good news everyone, it turns out there might actually be a black hole in our solar system, so none of this will matter.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

What is its purpose? Aside from being the dream of a very rich man who can build his dream, this thing can lift a space station greater in habitable volume than the ISS in one launch. (It’s taken over 40 missions to build the ISS) It could lift five or six James Webb Telescopes into orbit without having to fold up the…

Attributed to Margaret Thatcher:

Kinda like “America’s Mayor”....

Excellent. That means no attorney client privilege between the two of you. You’re also not an employee of the executive branch, so no executive privilege, either.

Is there a term for a circular firing squad of bus throwers?

i forget, what was it that happened to him. syphilis? a stroke?

Today in “Mandatory Retirement Ages in Politics.”

This is how Trump wound up with Scaramucci. He’s comfortable with loud, aggressive New York bullshitters. He fails to realize how poorly they perform in situations with accountability.

1. It’s a memo, not the full transcript.

Lol, maybe in a vacuum.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

 Shut up, tomato. 

The memo is just one part of an as-of-yet unseen whistleblower report on Trump’s actions, which allegedly involves more than just a single phone call.

“Help us investigate Biden. Talk to my personal attorney Giuliani. Please also talk to my general attorney, William Barr.”

You must have missed the part where Trump publicly said that he did withhold the military funds.

define “at all.” I would define “at all” to mean even twisting the words as drastically as possible still doesn’t reveal anything incriminating.