Jimmy Neutron sure grew up to be a big asshole.

OK, this story is what I’ve wanted to talk about all morning, but I can’t stop laughing at THIS answer to Trump’s question of whether anybody would believe that he blurts out sensitive information. I’m dying. I’ll come back later with my corkboards-and-string to freak freely over the IC IG mess more coherently, but…

Just an update, that call happened around the same time as a call with Trump’s BFF benefactor ummmm totally normal friend Vlad.

I’ll bite: MBS, in the Turkish Consulate, with a bone saw.

The human body is ill-equipped to process meat.

Once the masses realize what they’ve created to give us this plant based “meat”.

Ammunition is arms.

We had an assault weapons ban in the past, it had no real effect on shooting deaths.

Try to get rid of them. It’s not that easy.

“I can shoot whoever I want now. I’m not going to...” Until you decide to. I’m not being insulting just pointing out that people (not you) often state gun laws hurt lawing abiding citizens. I reply with, “You’re a law abiding, gun owning citizen....until you’re not.” We can make smart gun laws without taking away the…

It’ll help you protect your rights. When the gummint comes to take away your rights, they’ll see your gun, realize their vastly superior numbers and armament are no match, and back down.

He snapped at him as though he was a common staffer!

It makes me sick every time Biden keeps asking “How are you going to pay for it?” to defend his position. I keep hoping someone else on stage will reply we would pay for it just like we pay for it now, only we wouldn’t be the paying private insurers for handling the paperwork. We will pay for it by not spending…

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.”

Well his son did die...but told him to run.

Guys.

I'm guessing having a few people on tap to type is too expensive for the new owners.

If Castro isn’t angling for a vice presidency or a cabinet position, I’d be extremely surprised. I’m definitely in for him staying in the race as long as possible to heckle the front runners (Joe Biden).

If only we could be getting a play by play of the debate by the Splinter team. A blog, if you will, with real-time comments. You could even call it a “live blog”.