Jimmy Neutron sure grew up to be a big asshole.

OK, this story is what I’ve wanted to talk about all morning, but I can’t stop laughing at THIS answer to Trump’s question of whether anybody would believe that he blurts out sensitive information. I’m dying. I’ll come back later with my corkboards-and-string to freak freely over the IC IG mess more coherently, but…

Just an update, that call happened around the same time as a call with Trump’s BFF benefactor ummmm totally normal friend Vlad.

I’ll bite: MBS, in the Turkish Consulate, with a bone saw.

lol @ you thinking fartboy has a chance at the senate

What makes you think my job is shitty ? I could be a CEO or drug kingpin for all you know. Whereas Lewandowski is a documented moron who likes to pick fights with women and gropes little known pop singers

Lewandowki is just Michael Cohen but with a little more chest puffing to hide the fact that he’s really not very bright. After his failed senate run in 2020 and when the inevitable indictments come down he’ll be begging for a deal just like the rest of these freaking rats

From what I did watch of the proceedings yesterday, I was struck how similar to a second-tier mobster on trial Lewandowski sounded with his “Youse guys can’t touch me. I’m protected!” responses.

He snapped at him as though he was a common staffer!

It makes me sick every time Biden keeps asking “How are you going to pay for it?” to defend his position. I keep hoping someone else on stage will reply we would pay for it just like we pay for it now, only we wouldn’t be the paying private insurers for handling the paperwork. We will pay for it by not spending…

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.”

Well his son did die...but told him to run.

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

Guys.

Well, me, for one.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

I'm guessing having a few people on tap to type is too expensive for the new owners.

If Castro isn’t angling for a vice presidency or a cabinet position, I’d be extremely surprised. I’m definitely in for him staying in the race as long as possible to heckle the front runners (Joe Biden).

If only we could be getting a play by play of the debate by the Splinter team. A blog, if you will, with real-time comments. You could even call it a “live blog”.