They do in false flag operations.

no one says “we liberals” jackass

Sundown.

In this administration it is best to keep these queued up like celebrity obituaries.

You’ve been hoarding that headline, Rafi! Admit it! And today is the day. Well done.

Since every cabinet member in this administration has to be worse than the last, I'm calling it now: Trump is going to appoint Oliver North as the next National Security Advisor.

Gollum/Smeagol 2020.

A woman came up to me yesterday and said to me, governor, please stop eating the Costco samples. those are for everyone.

And if someone went up to him and said “please governor, tell them to help me get some healthcare because i work 60 hours a week at 2 small businesses neither of which offer health insurance”, his story would probably be about how liberals harass him when he’s just trying to eat. 

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

Nobody should have to listen to either of them ever again, but that didn’t stop ABC News from forcing them on us anyway.

A woman came up to me yesterday and said to me, governor, please tell the president to tell these Democrats to leave my healthcare alone.

If it sounds like a single Trump supporter came up to Chris Christie in Pennsylvania and said something dumb, and he then extrapolated that into a sweeping generalization into what’ll win the entire state of Pennsylvania—which includes two major cities and metropolitan areas containing millions of people, as well as…

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over sound of my Lear jet engines. 

Same is true of inflation numbers. Apparently inflation has been nowhere for the last ten years while the price of everything has tripled. 

Most people who actually pay attention/work in employment seem to agree the unemployment rate is unnaturally depressed at the moment, as well. So many people are underemployed, working part time, or have dropped out of the job market entirely, the unemployment rate is almost meaningless.

#pussyassbitch +1

I’ll never forget back in 2008 getting into an argument with a dude who believed he caught liberals in a deep gotcha moment over Sarah Palin. His argument was essentially:

I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a job qualification.

This probably makes me sound like a horrible feminist, but I really don’t give a flying fart that you had kids and also worked, considering you have enough money to pay for good childcare and health insurance without having to worry about paying your rent.  I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a…