Kushner Assures Worried Ivanka They’d Definitely Be Last Jews To Go - Again, the Onion

Oh, come on. He doesn’t pay attention to her anymore.

Stories like this are why, as much as I don’t feel bad about actual murderers dying, I could never support the Death Penalty. The chance of *one* innocent person being executed by the State should be too much for a moral society to bear.

Double that when you realize the real culprit is possibly still free.

Well, it’s bound to deter a lot of other innocent murderers.

That’s the most frustrating thing about this. Like . . . wasn’t “accusations about dual loyalty” the entire reason why Rep. Omar’s comments were outrageous and beyond the pale? That’s literally where I learned that “dual loyalty” was both a thing, and a slur that was frequently and explicitly directed against…

The Greenland thing was a distraction from the day the stock market tanked off 700+ points. He does this shit all the time. Media shits on him enough for this and he is going to try to buy Sri Lanka.

God help us. These past 3 years have been the longest 35 years of my life.

Just what we needed a psychotic narcissist and pathological liar to hear: ‘the second coming of God’.

Every fucking day. Fucking weird hobby.

[FARTS IN YOUR SOUP]

He is so profoundly unfit for office that I am honestly speechless.

He recognized Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights, in blatant violation of international law and consensus. There’s also widespread speculation he’ll give Netanyahu something else big before the elections. A lot of talk about Area C or partial annexation of the settlements. The Trump administration has been…

Shut up, tomato.

Wow.....so much to digest here.

Let’s not play this game with him. He’s going to give a shite answer anyways on that because he doesn’t think that’s actually antisemitic.

““I thought it was a very not nice way of saying I can’t buy Greenland,” Trump whined. “They could have just told me no.””

THEY FUCKING DID YOU GODDAMN PINECONE.  

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”