I need to say that this piece has me really freaked out right now. My sister actually married her college professor(grad school) and I’ve got to say that from the moment they met I’ve never been comfortable with it. The age difference was only 8 years which was OK but I could never totally look past the power…

He’s a legend for Black Jeopardy alone!

I think all of us teenage boys were so attracted to Alicia Silverstone that for that reason alone they thought they could get away with it.

Don’t you wish you saved mom the hassle?

I’ve peed in your sink. Sorry.

Speak of the macho dingus and the macho dingus appears.

Week long back packing trip!

All Rudy is doing is mirroring back(and validating) exactly what your ‘drunk uncle at Thanskgiving’ is already thinking. He didn’t do it. But if he did do it it was accident. If it was on purpose than it’s not illegal. And if it was illegal than what Hillary did was worse.

Why do you have to bald shame?

I guess we’ll be putting a hold on that Nobel Peace Prize nomination.

Really? Is that like a big baller family plan?

My uncle lives in Maine, truly the Texas of the North. This guy wins a gun raffle like every other year. I just shake my head in disbelief.

Nice old guy fight.

He’s a troll. He’s on like half of the threads here.

Ducktator?

Not to mention the fact that the administration is basically admitting that countries with socialized medicine are doing a better job than we are. Using their buying power to negotiate a better deal for it’s citizens! What a dick move right?

He’s a big drinker and he’s in his 70s. You can’t compare your unassumingly young brain to that.

Rich people have a chest at the foot of their beds. They open it at night and all of the decorative bed pillows fit neatly inside. In the morning they open in back up, make the bed, and then return the decorative pillows for their day slumber(decorative pillows are nocturnal).

“Yes, I am. That is why we have the Electoral College, so states like California and New York don’t over power those states that have less of a population.”

I’m so sorry.