I was totally sucked into this story until you got to “new pants are pinching his balls part” and my image shattered. That was when I first realize that your brother in law wasn’t wearing a kilt.

This is a very specific reference. Some neighbor broke your plate once didn’t they? DIDN’T THEY???

Yeah. You are definitely on to something and I think the issue of abortion is a great example of this. To agree with the pro lifers all you have to do is apply approximately 30 seconds of thought to be on their side of the argument. To be pro choice you have to actual learn about biology, you have to learn about…

Well, their ancestors all came over on the Mayflower so they are bound to look a like.

Oh this is good.

Wasn’t going to star till that last line.

This is really funny. Bravo.

Yeah. It’s just a line to avoid a negative conversation with you. My mom has been doing this a lot lately. I’ll bring up a Trump thing and she will just do this ‘oh, really I didn’t know that? Something to really think about.’ The tactic is, fake ignorance(or worse intentionally stay unaware) so you don’t have to…

Kid at the 2:15 mark is going to steal your car one day.

He also drinks at a cool bar!

CT resident here. I live a few towns over from Sandy Hook. We have passed a couple state level gun laws since that terrible day. We adopted that magazine limiting law which is banning sale of magazines larger than 10 rounds. I think we are looking at bump stocks right now. You also have to obtain a certificate to…

He spoke at one today. That mother fucker.

Looks like Olivia Munn. Awesome.

L O L three dongs. I don’t know much about Ice Cube but with Clooney and Wahlberg present that’s 2 out of 3!

I would like to speak for a moment about the relationship between endurance athletes and food. I’m a very minor endurance athlete in that I run a lot and I mountain bike a ton, occasionally competing. And having the license to eat junk food on a whim is an almost indescribably blissful feeling. And I can only imagine…

I would like to speak for a moment about the relationship between endurance athletes and food. I’m a very minor endurance athlete in that I run a lot and I mountain bike a ton, occasionally competing. And having the license to eat junk food on a whim is an almost indescribably blissful feeling. And I can only imagine…

I feel everything you are feeling. But damned if I didn’t enjoy Midnight in Paris. It was really fun to go back and meet Hemingway and all those french people. And maybe that’s what those actors are thinking? IDK. Maybe that’s a stretch.

This was a nice rant.

I’m in my first ever long term relationship right now. Going on 3 years. And recently we’ve hit the sneaking food milestone. Me sneaking not her.... but I wonder??? hmmm anyway. But what’s crazy to me is how this all happened organically. I never knew this was a thing, couples eating behind each others backs. …

You said everything right and tucker 973 was still there to jump on you. Are you sure it’s not a minefield?