These guys know what they signed up for. It’s really no different than a coal miner knowing they will probably get black-lung or a tile layer knowing that his back and knees will be toast by the time he is 40. Health for income; men have made this trade for centuries. The difference is that it gets uncomfortable…

I guess the mystery of the Jamie Collins trade is solved. Collins was “with her.”

In my opinion, the best hope for our country is that Hillary Clinton gets elected and gets to put 3 pro-choice justices on the Supreme Court in her first term. I’m not as hopeful that she will appoint anti-Citizens United justices, but that would be the cherry on top.

Its nickname, “warthog”, is a bit off-putting.

What’s an “African American-sounding” first name ?

Funny. You want NFL players to injure themselves for your entertainment and I’m an ignorant bitch? And you think me calling you a stupid cunt is worse than your moronic hot take? i would bet every last dime i have that you’re a Trump voter...and a stupid cunt. Have a nice day.  PS I have 3 kids and 7 grandkids. My…

...and it’s pretty hard to not think the old girl is still pretty hot.

Everyone who isn’t a Patriots fan seemed to enjoy the ludicrous deflategate fiasco. But, what sane commissioner would go out of his way to denigrate one of the most marketable players in his game? Much like the negativism of this Presidential campaign will, no doubt, suppress voter turnout, all the negative press…

It should be noted that after the 2004 World Series Curt Schilling could have gone the rest of his life without paying for a meal or a drink in Boston. I wonder if Tom Brady is paying attention.

She was saying how she first said she had never seen an uncircumcised cock and then she said, ‘I’ve never seen a mulatto cock. There’s lots of cocks I’ve never seen,’ or something like that,

But I have no evidence besides anecdotal.

After much consideration here is my response to your take: shut up you stupid cunt.

I think leaving him alone in a room with Gronkowski for 15 minutes would be a fair punishment. Sure, Gronk is a great Tight End. But, goddamn is he boring!

They had that game won until Burfict lost his cool and gave the Steelers a second chance when the game was otherwise over. You can’t see that?

I prefer the dismiss button. It’s like he was never here.

What about Rob McElhenney? :-)

Charles Durning wins:

Are you trolling? Lincoln was assassinated 5 days after Lee surrendered to Grant and 3 weeks before the new President, Johnson, declared and end to the insurrection.

My favorite Southwest Airlines trick is to pay the $15 for the early bird seating group and then sit in an aisle seat with the airsick bag open and a sick look on my face. Nobody ever wants to sit next to the sick guy. Also, I’m black. Being black helps keep that seat open too; (Except on the Baltimore to Atlanta…

So, what are the odds that this video was leaked by Billy Bush on behalf of Jeb? It’s unlikely. But that would be great. “I’m a nice guy but I’m weak, huh? You just got Jebbed muthufucka.”