Do you feel in control?

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Take that, guy who was only one of the 3 or 4 best catchers ever!

HOT TAEK ALERT

This is actually sad. Like really pathetic.

Former NHLer Patrick O’Sullivan writes unflinchingly about the horrific abuse he suffered as a child, and what you—“the people in the parking lot”—can do to save the next kid.

To be fair, the Sixers will probably get a win before Comedy Central picks up another season of his awful television show. I like Hannibal a lot, but good God, that show was so bad it was painful.