Can we please stop giving fedoras a bad name? THAT IS NOT A FEDORA. That is a TRILBY. Douchebags wear TRILBYs. Oh, and also, I have general outrage over this dog twat with the superiority complex.

Wait, what is happening here? Your friend is going for what she wants? If you were really her friend, you'd let her sift through the hotties for the one who will like her back. Hot guys sometimes date not-as-hot women, you know. When I was 22, I weighed over 200lbs and had unkempt hygiene habits, and still landed…