This is one of my favorite all-time Onion pieces.

I quit Twitter over a month ago. That place is a rage hole.

Any woman who puts "Dr. Who" as a favorite show in her OKCupid bio is one that I will have nothing to do with ever. There are a surprising amount of lady Whovians (barf) in NYC.

I remember him being kinda chubby when I saw him on The Colbert Report. He's not Kevin Smith-level fat, if that's what you're asking.

No agrument there, but you can tell that Slowbeef is incredibly bitter that he didn't come up with the idea of making video LPs and making lots of money off of them.

Slowbeef is kind of a curmudgeon to begin with. He did not take PewDiePie's rise to YouTube stardom well at all, and his beef (pun intended) with him reeks of sour grapes.

Chip and Ironicus are national treasures. Somebody mentioned the LP of 50 Cent: Blood in the Sand, but I also loved the Mega Man Legends LP.

My favorite Let's Play is Dazzling Addar's playthrough of Donkey Kong 64. He goes into it saying that it's one of his favorite games of all time, but by the end, he concedes that it's a poorly-made game. His co-commentators continually pointing that fact out (as well as his bizarre refusal to not kill the giant club…

Better watch it now, before college freshman start idolizing Walter White even more than they do now. He's the new Scarface- glamorized for what he does even though you're not supposed to.

I probably have a lot, but the first thing that pops into my mind is anything by Joss Whedon. Fuck that fat, smug, sexist nerd-douche, fuck his legions of fans who share those same qualities, and super-mega-ultra fuck that fucking liberal arts college he graduated from that cranks out people of equally assholish…

NHL playoffs are on NBC networks, you buncha dicks.

The whole bit about Leno being a company man was spot-on, even if it wasn't all that funny (much like Bill Hicks himself)

That's what makes Letterman great- he's not a faker. When he's clearly disinterested in something, he shows it.

Even Bill Hicks conceded that fact.

I read that, laughed, and went, "Yep, that's David Letterman." The fact that he's been on late night TV for over 20 years overshadows the fact that he has a dry sense of humor.

I'm sure Stephen Colbert will do an excellent job taking over The Late Show. I think he'll do the dicking-around-with-celebrity bits that are prevalent on Fallon and Kimmel, but it'll help that he's funny on his own merits.

Boy, that John Oliver main story on patent law (specifically, bleeding people dry with frivolous lawsuits) really matched up well with this episode, didn't it?

Basic college white girls still watch the shit out of it

More than 15 years in the league and the Thrashers/Jets are still looking for their first playoff win. Sad.

I really feel sorry for the Jets. They've been in the league since the 98-99 season- many of them as the Atlanta Thrashers- and they've made the playoffs only twice and were swept both times. Not to mention, this was a team that was the sexy pick for a first-round upset.