Holy Jeebus that gave me a couple of feels. Good job. 

That has some serious WTF factor to it. It did make me laugh though, thank you. 

Yup, sounds like a slightly spazzed out weed whacker running on alcohol. 

Am I the only one that thinks that interior looks old, blocky, crusty, out dated and generally bad. I wouldn’t accept that in a GM vehicle, how is anyone OK with it in an Aston? The exterior on the other hand is absolutely gorgeous. I’m also glad they’ve switched over to using AMG motors as Aston’s were always way…

Because I see so many haters posting here let me give a different take for why these make sense for some. I love horsepower, but I love torque even more. My daily driver is a CLS AMG, its comfy, its nice, boat loads of torque that makes every highway on-ramp an event to smile for. However on the weekends I’m with my…

I gave you a star when I read the quote thinking you meant that was Mercedes saying that. Then I realized you meant BMW was saying that and not the X5M or X6M but the X3M and then unstarred because it won’t. In hindsight though it was still rather funny so thank you. 

The best part is that 90% of that grill does not actually allow any airflow because that motor doesn’t need anywhere near that much cooling. 

I hate to say this because you clearly appreciate the noise coming out of those tailpipes, but honestly I find that to sound like an angry weed whacker run on alcohol. I like the sound of large lobey V8's, AMG motors, GM LSx motors things of that nature. If I high a high pitched race motor like sound then I’ll go for…

The whole letting steak rest thing is just simply false. I wish people would stop spreading that rumor. The sooner the steak enters your mouth after it comes off the heat/fire/bbq the better it will taste. I’ve read a dozens of recipes and tried it enough times to scientifically verify that it always produces the same…

I believe in separation of track and state. I come to Jalopnik to read about cars and comment about them as well, with like minded individuals. Its one of those rare sites where most of us can usually have friendly discussions about a topic we’re passionate about. Bringing politics into it ruins the whole thing.…

I was doing my best to try and enjoy the article and really get a feel for this particular model of 911 and the intricacies of what define it in an ever increasingly confusing cloud of models... However, what was constantly and pervasively preventing me from doing that was your incessant prattling about how much you…

Yes, Yes, I clearly see the error of my story telling ways now. So, the thing about HS is that until you’re a senior you don’t have a car. He was discreet enough about his nose picking habits that he at least did not do this in public. So, we were friends with him for 3 years before he ever got a license. Additionally…

Yeah I’m going to second the notion of BrianGriffin... What the hell were they doing? Was it individuals or were couples coming in there? Where they actually tanning? Were they watching moves then whacking off? WTF was going on in this place?

Thanks I just gagged. Why am I reading these!!?!??!

So... I would be surprised, except I’m not. Why? Because I had a friend in HS that did the same exact thing, but worse. Much worse! How could it be worse you ask? Well first it wasn’t just on the top of the steering wheel. It was all over the entirety of the wheel and they were GREEN. Not white, but a diseased green…

Yup, this is another case of rarity not being anywhere near equivalent to desirable. This thing evokes absolutely not feeling of desire whatsoever and I’m a fan of Camaros and Trans-Ams in general. 

The skill levels that these pro drifters are at just never ceases to amaze me. I never think, “ah just another drift video...” Nope, my jaw just drops, I stare at the screen with the speakers cranked until the very end and then just try and process the car control capability of the superhuman behind the wheel. 

Ah yes those pesky sensors... When they start shorting that’s a tough one. My parking sensors once in a while freak out and think there’s something there. Having a stability control sensor go is much worse. My buddy recently had a super strange issue on his Sti. He got a tighter ratio steering rack and all of a sudden…

They certainly add to the price tag of the vehicles that go out the door since the price of the cars now has to have a huge building, sales people, management, and insurance built into it. 

I must say that’s a really appealing idea you’ve got there. I have been trying to learn how to wrench on my own vehicles for years now and it has been slow going. I have done a number of small jobs like the usual brakes and oil change. I have also managed an AC compressor replacement, fuel pump swap, steering wheel…