ICE
Much like Duffy I spent a lot of time trying to place Toby Griffin.

Magic was terrible
That is the one song on the album I think I could have done without. Also it is hard to listen to Airplanes in my car at any sort of reasonable volume without people laughing at me. Now mom will never believe I am a heterosexual.

Weekend At Bernie's Remake
Starring Burt Reynolds as Bernie

Laugh out loud moments, you say?
Ian Roberts passed out on the lawn. Anything from that episode with Ian Roberts, really

QuickBook—
—s Pro.

This movie is hella rad
I have been trying to get all my friends to watch it, but I have no friends!

American Gangster

I just made that up now!

I would so watch a movie called "Defendog"

I think
I might just start telling people "The beard is on," out of context. That is how much I love that phrase.

Michael, I have good news. I *bleep*ed Kitty.

Nah. Chance is a friend of mine. He had never even seen a Boll movie before he took up the challenge to box the guy.

Every episode needs…
…more Jean-Ralfio

Oh damn, I thought that was Rip Torn. I guess Dana's redneck ex-boyfriend's stash of Everclear in the back of that van will remain hidden next week

To be honest, I really wasn't thinking with anything aside from my massive erection when I posted that.

Why didn't this happen
AVC: You should take your clothes off or something

Pill, J. Cole, B.o.B., Big Sean

"Is Christian Slater back there? Because I think he would know what I'm talking about."

"See that guy over there? He's such a douchebag." - Starburns

Just so you know, I was having a very important phone call
I wasn't taking a shit