“Indoctrinating your chosen at a young age ensures they won’t stray!”

Same as my worst celebrity encounter:

I didn’t see him, so this story is probably true.

Yay! Abortions are reversible. Now there's no reason for any laws that limit access to abortion, since if you change you mind, you can just reverse it!

I unintentionally inverted the twitter handle, and it appears too late to edit my post. So rest assured, I was not trying to refer to the entire Jesuit community.

I'm referring only to Jesuit College Preparatory School of Dallas (@jesuitdallas) and the message they released on this subject

Racism: Basically it's all about abortion and gay people.

"How can we speak out against racism without sounding like a devil-loving lefty socialist?"

so there's no convenient abortion.

So they'd prefer that we focus on "I have a dream" and "The Gettysburg address" speeches, instead of discussing racial oppression. Do they know what those speeches were about?

I don't know if it's well-known, but it has always brought me a smile to know that "It's my Party" had a sequel where Judy gets hers.

I don't think they should be so worried about women getting sleepy. If our partners are doing their jobs, none of us will be driving. afterwards anyway.

Maria Menounous was a spokesperson for a client one time, and I was in Boston picking her up at the airport. Problem was, I had just flown cross country myself, and had been zipping around in a town car—and my body doesn't react to that very well.

Punch them right in the V. That'll learn them.

I thought having to wear a shirt with sleeves was what made wrestling fans so angry

Clothes, I'm sorry you're out. Auf Wiedersehen.

Peach?

Is it a Boston thing to refer to a tip as "change"?

This is the most press that movie will get

Maybe. I really want to tell this woman to stop talking to the press. The situation sucks, but she's ruining her chances of getting another job anywhere in retail.