In fairness, 1000 people is only like 10 families from their church

So I should be charging rent?

My only other advice would be that if you decide to use her first/middle name, but still want to honor your father's memory, you don't need it to happen on the invitation. Your ceremony or a mention in your program (if you're having one) is a great way to highlight that he is in your thoughts.

My advice is to let her decide how she wants to be referred to. Because isn't feminism about letting women make their own choices and not having to align with someone else's believes? If she prefers to be referred to as Mrs. Husband Name that is her own decision, and it doesn't make you or your wedding any less…

In addition to criminal charges, I hope these students are expelled, I hope they are identified and subjected to the wrath of the internet. I hope enough happens to them that they don't just feign apologies, but truly understand the horror of what they did.

I really like it when a guy grows a 70's porn mustache just for me. The more ridiculous it looks the more I love it.

If you stop reporting on the Kardashians they will loose their power over us.

It makes me smile that you think PR campaigns get major cash.

I don't know, that calendar did nothing for the Boss-eyed.

Are we ignoring that the announcer referred to his first job as a video for "Destiny Child's"?

there are fans?

Regardless of the inappropriateness of it all, that is not a size 8.

My vagina is an unlocked bike. Sitting in a quad of the human condition, waiting to see who comes first, a man to steal my heart or a man to steal innocence from my two-wheeled flower. My vagina has rusty spokes, from a high school mishap where I left my vagina out in the rain too long. Sometimes I ride my vagina all…

I have the unlimited data plan from Sprint and I cling to it white knuckles. I purposely signed a new 2-year contract just to ensure they can't take.

*blerg

I don't know. She has pink hair, so I feel like she gets me.

What can we do as readers?

Alright Ma'Lik. Show us you learned from your actions. You don't get another chance.

When I worked at Fred Meyers (NW chain department store, kind of like Walmat but union and good to employees) anyone put on light duty became a greeter. It was a totally useless position (we didn't normally have greeters), and it was boring as hell to the point that many people just asked to take time off, but it was…

I think his marriage to Paula was what cushioned him from 100% sleaze-bag status. There was something about the fact that he was a happily married man, devoted to his wife, that sheltered my full d-bag radar from going off. As soon as she left, there was nothing protecting him.