From anecdotal evidence, I've seen couples get beautiful newborns within weeks of completing their adoption application because "most couples were open to other races, but only a handful checked off African American as one of the options."

Jane, you ignorant slut.

Jesus Christ is a pretty outdated theory too *rimshot

A motive was not released, but Andrews indicated the stabbings were likely connected to drugs.

How is there no Arbor Mist?!

I struggle sometimes.

I would have settled for a surprise got-all-the-addresses-for-my-family-by-the-deadline, but then again, I'm a romantic.

Lena is giving pure Aunt Jackie realness.

Are these felony charges? I kind hope they're felony charges.

So many thoughts:

All of these should be named "Not Jon Hamm", because, sadly, that's exactly what they are.

If ABC wants me to watch a show about single friends dining and dating then they can BRING BACK HAPPY ENDINGS!

I know I'm a liberal, but doesn't this violate some of the basic tenant of conservationism?

It means those photos will be worth less in the marketplace, and give paparazzi less incentive to hound.

FX Network PR

TNT ain't the only one who knows drama

The butternut soup fiasco of 07. Driving home I felt it come on, I begged my husband to drive faster. The house was up a long flight of stairs and I made it all the way to the porch to be foiled by a stick dead bolt.

Even then, I think that was the whole point of the sketch—"maybe i am, maybe I'm not, who cares?"

I'm just going to leave this right here

I wasn't suggesting sex be binary, although as a cis-gendered person I admit I do have trouble fully grasping gender as a fluid concept.