I have a variation of this, except my threshold is a ratio of oxygen to Oreo dust.

I was waiting in the crowded lobby at Serendipity 3 once when Clive Davis arrived. He parted the waiting crowd like the red sea and took our table. True Story.

A portal to John Malkovich's brain?

Kids don't care about how much someone weighs until you tell them they should care about it.

I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt when it comes to stuff going wrong or bad moods- everyone has a bad day sometime. I want to tip someone what they deserve, but it keeps getting harder and harder.

couldn't they find any cocktail ring-shaped mannequins?

Mine was the night Princess Di died, so it's pretty easy to remember the date: 8/31/97

Does this study take into account how men and women may have different definitions of "clean"?

Saw her alter ego as Hedwig and loved it!

What we really need is a gender-neutral singular pronoun so we we can stop defaulting to "he" every freaking time. Come on English language!

Yeah, gays. Stop functioning in the dark. Do something outside..oh my god! I'm just spit-balling here, but have you ever thought of having a parade?

done.

I think you misspelled "Whitney"

I think the headlines is wrong. it should read "Assholes having babies"

))<>((

Seriously, this is an issue? Now you can't share a happy moment without seeming materialistic? It's all about the diamond and nothing about the sentiment?

NBC-ey, you got some 'splaining to do!

"Everything in moderation"

As awesome as they were, I'd hate to think the Golden Globes are the best example of how kick ass funny they are.

In my family, we call that patch of hair "the oasis"