Self-help book title: "He's just not into incest"

It's easier to be around woman when you see them as walking uteri that need to get home in time to make dinner, instead of thinking, feeling equals who require some fucking consideration.

Women are more attracted to sexually attractive people!? What have we become: Men?

I'm not saying Beiber looks like a lesbian. He just looks like a 30-year old woman with short hair that may or may not be handy with a gourd, that's all.

"among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"

Yoga means teaching children about gay sex in Hindu. True story.

My boss did sound suspicious when I called in raped today. I just needed a day to myself, you know?

Sorry, I meant to send this to my mom. She INSISTS on having cheesy potatoes for Thanksgiving when everyone knows I prefer mashed potatoes. Bitch.

When I about 6 or 7, I my mom to rent a move called "Where I came from." It had a cartoon of a kid with a really big head. I thought it would be about aliens. My Mom left me to watch it alone while she made dinner. It was not about aliens and she knew it.

lose

#1 You can never be smart enough - don't stop trying just cuz it's easy for you

Bush made airport security a federal agency after 9-11, before that I believe airport security were employees of the airport?

agreed.

sound too 50 shades? point was it's a spectrum

I don't like these answers, so here's my take:

So much star power, such a poor script. My copywriter's heart aches with what could have been.

I noticed something about the Sandusky coverage, and I'm curious if I'm the only one?

Part of it is, of course, cultural, but there are other big differences: earrings can be changed, not worn at all, etc. A tattoo can't be changed or removed without further modification.

I totally just realized she was Fritzi in Camp

Yup, for 200 years blow jobs have been illegal and our Supreme Court isn't gonna give in to the luscious, wet lips of change.