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That’s almost as bad as the one senator (I forget his name,but take your pick of the White,male ones-they’re all basically the same) who said something to the effect of “It’s only a paycheck or two-don’t these people have savings?”

But someone, say a nurse, could have obtained a sample of his (from an encounter of a sexual kind) and then used a turkey baster to attempt to get the woman pregnant, all to get back at this innocent man for eating her potato salad in the refrigerator one day.

My barometer for living is simple:

Let him enter, start talking, the speaker can call a close to the days session, turn off the lights, and people can leave.

Just imagine 800,000 people doing the same thing. (low key wanna see it happen)

Well Jesus, if our unpaid federal employees decided to react like this, we’d have a goddamn revolution on our hands.

I wonder whether there’s any heavy equipment near the White House these days.

There’s more to the story than this.

***This*** is what everyone was trying to explain to that “reasonable” guy on Twitter who told us why he wouldn’t release the kid’s name even though he’d found it.

Thank goodness he has those gloves on!

Can someone explain this photo of Colonel Crazies’ from Covington Catholic to me? What the fuck is going on here?

I don’t think they’ll officially end the press briefings, I think they’ll just rebrand them;

Just leave the ring on the table...it’s not like you’ll need it.

Yeah, America is still not over the influx of European immigrants that refused to assimilate and have almost completely destroyed the culture that was here.

The impact of no SNAP benefits will be felt before the end of February, because a percentage of clients getting food stamps are not going to be able to exercise discipline for so long and will run out of benefits and food about a week before March.  I am referring to folks who get enough benefits to buy approximately

While I cannot condone general discrimination, the fact that they get/got treated differently because they did not integrate is not only understandable, it should be expected. When you move to a country to live, permanently, you need to become a member of their culture, and that means everything including speaking

Let’s do a mental exercise.

Unless the ‘kid’ is black, then we’re told how the ‘kid’ is really an adult, or the size of an adult. Like Trayvon Martin. Or Michael Brown.

Lecher’s thought: Go back in time and impregnate Hitler’s Mom before Daddy Hitler can. Unless this somehow makes YOU the father of Hitler which would be super fucked. How could you?