The effects of the shutdown on people who rely on government services is terrible, and I wish it would end for their sake.

much better idea for coach would have been to have some set plays in that corner. Instead of passing to the wing, oh sorry, did that laser pass hit you in the face, my bad. Just keep doing that. They wont be sitting there with their flag too long. 

Wait wait wait wait wait. Did it get completely buried in this story that the opposing team stayed in the locker room for the national anthem? That makes this a completely different story, and it makes the journalistic context used here seem ridiculous. Look...like him or find him to be a gigantic orange buffoon, the…

Also turn off your computer and stop using electricity or driving anywhere or eating food that doesn’t grow in your climate zone, you charming little iconoclast you.

No, this is bull and it shouldn’t count as a speed record. Air resistance is a core component of speed records. Removing the primary obstacle to the record makes the record worthless.

She climbed a wall to... show how well walls work?

Still as true as it ever was:

Food safety regulations are not an issue during the shutdown.

If you didn’t have sex with the female patients, give a cheek swab and a blood sample.

My solution to this dilemma:

Don’t you just love being dismissed on your own thread?

Before we jump to any conclusions, we should wait to see if any of the victims have any completely irrelevant police records.

This weekend and Monday (Jan 5,6,7) are some of the busiest travel days of the year. If TSA staff wanted to make a really vivid statement, this is when to do it. They could back up air traffic globally (particularly with the airports most active for international traffic: ATL, LAX, SFO, ORD, HNL, EWR, JFK, MIA, DFW,…

It’s also the original plot of the Sleeping Beauty fairytale.

I just walked into my local Carmax with my 2004 4-Runner for appraisal and trade for a newer one (16). The guy drops in the VIN and then starting telling me the vehicle was reported in an accident in early 2011 (The same year I purchase the car from them). Funny thing is, Carmax never told us it was in a previous…

Kinda jumped the gun calling this a fake presser.
If you’d read the chyron-caption you’d see what it was all about.

He’s not getting any calls of support because the white house switchboard is shut down right now.

If he had any national pride, he’d be trying to cross the Atlantic in a modified Citroen 2CV along the lines of the Top Gear car/boat episodes. 

And pepper spray. Let’s not forget the pepper spray.

He seemed to be really family oriented. I believe he left because they declared his wife an SP? If I remember correctly, they had children and grandchildren still in. I can see how that would be used against him.

Also, the quickness with which that letter was delivered after the posting of yesterdays article should…