No, that would be the person who promoted my post.

lol yeah Weaver’s totally gonna turn the Padres around

“Bad Team Signs Proven Bad Old Player”

HAHAHA nice response. My goodness. You should be forced to read this comment daily.

Sure, if free agency and trades didn’t exist!

Yes, the 24 year old is the rookie, and the 22 year old is the NBA veteran.

Does any member of the Deadspin staff regularly bet on sports?

“Best case scenario is Philly is a title contender in 2019-20.”

Nope. It was in 2014 when his brother died.

*Hall Of Famer Yao Ming

Hinkie missed the Okafor draft pick, I agree. But that draft pick occurred immediately after Embiid’s injury setback, so it made sense to provide insurance for Embiid. He drafted three big men in his quest to find a superstar. He found one, he missed on another, and Noel looks to be a 10+ year player in this league.

So, to interpret your analogy, the Sixers would have a 16.67% chance of success with one empty chamber out of six. There are thirty teams in the NBA, which means all else equal, a team has a 1/30 chance to win the championship every year. Roughly 3%.

This has been public knowledge for months, if not years.

“My Employer Is Bullshit,”

I didn’t know Rom Romberts was old enough to have a literate child

How you gonna be throwing shade at Matt Geiger by mentioning Jumaine Jones instead of him?

how did you know they were white

You always came off as a Deadspin employee — I think this confirms it

shhhhhh....no room for anything except binary thinking here.....Olympics are bad because Deadspin told me so

DOES HE EVEN VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS?